I build 200+ page websites that rank on Google for UK tradesmen and small business owners — for just £59/month. No setup fee. No contract. Up in 5 days.
⚠️ Real Dean
Not AI. Actual human. With actual Shopify award.
From stand-up comedy stages to business expos in Frankfurt, Dubai, and Florida — the ability to communicate, sell, and build audiences has been the thread running through everything I do.
I don't teach theory. Every strategy I use on your business I've tested on my own.
Started out performing stand-up comedy across the UK. Learned how to read a room, hold attention, and sell a message — skills that turned out to be worth more than any marketing course.
Taught myself SEO, web design, copywriting, and digital marketing entirely from scratch — before tutorial culture existed. Trial, error, and obsession.
Invited to speak at the Business Expo Frankfurt on how to generate unlimited leads from LinkedIn. Also delivered talks in Dubai, and was flown to Florida to partner with US entrepreneurs on launching Shopify stores.
Built two Shopify stores from nothing and sold them for a combined value well over $3 million. Built the traffic, the systems, and the brand equity from scratch — then exited at peak value.
Just completed another build-and-sell. Exited a brand for $200,000 USD in April 2026. The playbook still works — and it's the same playbook behind every site I build for tradesmen.
Applying everything learned across comedy, marketing, international business, and e-commerce to one focused mission: getting UK tradesmen found on Google and booked solid.
All built specifically for UK tradesmen and small business owners. No fluff, no agencies, no runaround.
A 200+ page, fully SEO-optimised website built in 5 days. Hosted, maintained, and ranking on Google. No setup fee, cancel anytime.
See the offer → Quick Win From £27 one-timeRank in the Google Maps top 3 within 2 weeks. Step-by-step guide (£27) or full Done For You at £197/month. Most see movement in 7 days.
See the offer → Tradesmen £97/monthStop paying £80 a lead to the big listing sites. The same Meta ads system that generated over 1 million orders — adapted for UK tradesmen.
See the offer → Passive Income From £97 · DFY £2,500Build a local directory businesses pay £149/year to be listed on. We build the site, set up the ads, and hand you a passive income machine.
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☝️ Yes, those photos above are AI. The bloke holding the Shopify award at the top is the real one.
I'm a digital marketing expert based in Horndean, Hampshire. Before the algorithms, there were punchlines — I spent five years as a professional stand-up comedian before pivoting to online marketing in 2020.
What followed was a decade-long run most marketers would be proud of: multi-Shopify store owner, over one million orders via Meta Ads, and a Shopify 10K Award for one of the platform's top-performing new stores.
Now I run a web design agency built around a single, honest offer: a website that actually ranks, for £59/month. No hidden fees, no agency markup, no waffle.
Read the full story →"We went live in 5 days and were showing on Google within a fortnight. My phone hasn't stopped. Best thing I've done for the business."
James T. Plumber, Hampshire"4 leads overnight 🙌🙌🙌 — Yep really chuffed. Thank you. The directory is already paying for itself and it's only been three weeks."
Mark S. Directory Owner, Waterlooville"From page 4 to #2 on Google Maps in 11 days. I had no idea my category was wrong. Best £27 I've ever spent on my business."
Chris R. Roofer, West Sussex"...could save UK tradesmen thousands every year" — MSN News, May 2026
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