Janet's Art Cellar
janetsartcellar.co.uk
We built this: a full online shop — customers buy original paintings by card.
Own Your Website Outright.From £500.
A full custom-built site — 200+ pages, built to get found on Google — plus a year of ongoing SEO work included. One payment, not a subscription.
- You own it outright from day one — there's no contract, so there's nothing anyone can switch off.
- Your domain transfers to your own registrar for free, and you get a full export of your email too.
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Paid for a website. Waited months. It still doesn't bring in work — doesn't show up when someone searches, doesn't do anything except sit there. Or it's fine, but you're paying every month for something that was never really yours — stop paying, and it's gone. That's not a website working for you. That's rent.
Do the maths yourself
We're not going to guess what you're paying anywhere else. You already know the number.
Paying monthly, anywhere
× 12
Whatever it is — website, hosting, "SEO" — multiply it by 12. That's this year. Next year, the same number again. Every year, for as long as you keep paying it.
With us
£500
Once. Full custom site, owned outright, plus a year of SEO work — not monthly. Once.
Rather pay monthly? It's one payment on purpose — pay once, and you're never billed for this site again. No monthly amount to remember, nothing recurring, ever.
How is £500 even possible for all this?
Short version: most of the build, and a full year of SEO work after it, is done by Gordon — our AI SEO agent — and the AI systems the whole build runs on, not by hourly-billed staff. That's where the saving comes from. It's why we can put a genuinely custom 200+ page site in front of you for £500 instead of quoting you thousands.
Real businesses. Real live websites.
Real businesses. Real live websites.
Here's a handful of the businesses we've built for — not mock-ups, not templates.
Built around what the business actually needs
Daly's Driveways
dalysdriveways.co.uk
We built this: a private admin area where the owner builds quotes and invoices, generates PDFs and emails them to customers.
365 Transfers
365transfers.co.uk
We built this: 3,365 pages with an online booking and instant-quote flow.
Mindful UK
mindful-uk.com
We built this: an AI support chatbot plus online session booking and card payments.
Hampshire Bouncy Castles
hampshirebouncycastles.com
We built this: 1,018 pages.
London Pressure Washing
londonpressurewash.co.uk
We built this: a client-controlled admin panel for their own marketing tracking.
Real search coverage, honestly reported
CP Plumbing Scotland
cpplumbingscotland.co.uk
Ranks #2 for “boiler repairs Kirkintilloch” and #2 for “boiler repairs Bishopbriggs” — page 1 for 62 different local search terms.
Kwik Rod
kwikrod.co.uk
Page 1 of Google for “blocked drain” in 10+ Kent towns — page 1 for 46 different local search terms, 8,512 impressions in 90 days.
I AM Surveyors
iamsurveyors.co.uk
Ranks #4 for “level 3 survey Birmingham.”
Tamworth Brighter Drives & Patios
tamworthdrivewaycleaner.com
Ranks #2 for “pressure washing Tamworth.”
Suffolk Clearance Group
suffolkclearancegroup.co.uk
Page 1 for “house clearance Ipswich.”
Polar Breeze
polarbreeze.co.uk
Ranks #1 for “aircon installers near me.”
No packages, no tiers, no upsells
What £500 actually gets you
This is the whole thing.
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You own it outright. Not rented, not leased — yours from day one. No contract, nobody who can switch it off.
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200+ pages at launch. Built around your services and every area you cover, not a five-page brochure site.
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A custom build, not a template. Designed around what you do, who you're trying to reach, and how you want it to look.
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12 months of Gordon, our SEO agent, and his team — included. Real ongoing work on your site every month, not a one-off build and goodbye.
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Hosting sorted for you. Free on our account for the first 12 months while we're working on it together. After that, it's still 100% yours — move it to your own hosting for free, forever, no strings attached. (If you'd rather we carried on hosting it and running your SEO, that's available too — £19/month for hosting, or £29/month for hosting plus Gordon still working it — entirely your choice, not the default.)
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Built for how people actually search. Optimised for normal Google searches — the way real customers in your area actually look for your trade.
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Bespoke functionality where you need it. Booking calendars, payment collection, discount codes — built in if your business needs them, not bolted on.
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A year of working together. Twelve months where you can ask for changes and genuine additions as your business needs them.
Who you're actually talking to
I'm Dean. Before any of this, I was a stand-up comedian — clubs, working men's clubs, up and down the country. Now I build websites for UK trade businesses.
I run most of the agency myself with teams of AI agents — different agents doing different jobs, all set up and managed by me. That's not a gimmick, it's how a 200+ page custom build for £500 is actually possible without cutting corners.
I'm based in Hampshire. Builds regularly run to 400+ pages when a business needs the coverage.
When you message us, you're not going into a queue for a call centre — you're talking to the business that's actually building your site.
— Dean
Included in the £500
A year of Gordon and his team, working your site every month
Not a one-off build and goodbye. Real, ongoing work on your site, for 12 months, at no extra cost.
Gordon is our SEO agent — and yes, he's AI. We're upfront about that, because it's exactly why we can include a full year of this in the £500 instead of billing you for it separately: a human SEO agency doing this work every month would cost you hundreds of pounds on its own. Gordon and his team can work on your site continuously, not once a quarter when someone gets round to it.
Here's what actually happens, every month, for a year:
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Gordon's team pulls your site's real Google Search Console dataThe actual searches your pages are already showing up for.
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They find the pages that are close to ranking well but not quite thereThe ones worth pushing, not a random guess.
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Those specific pages get rewrittenTo properly target that search.
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Every change is checked to confirm it's actually liveOn your site — not just planned and forgotten.
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Then it repeatsNew searches, new opportunities, next month.
Real data, real changes, every month, for a year. That's what's actually included — not a vague "we do some SEO."
Nobody can honestly promise you a page-one ranking or a set number of leads — anyone who does is lying to you. What we can promise is real, ongoing work on your site every month, aimed at the searches that actually bring your trade work in.
The questions everyone asks first
You own it. There's no catch to find.
"Do I actually own it, or am I renting it?"
You own it — from day one, outright, forever. No contract, nothing recurring, nobody who can switch it off. Your domain stays yours too.
"So what's the catch — what does this actually cost me long-term?"
Nothing more, in year one — that's fully covered by the £500. We host it free for the first 12 months because it's easier for us to keep improving it while we're working on it together. After that, you've got a genuine choice: take it to your own hosting and it's yours, free, forever — or, if you'd rather we carried on hosting it and running your SEO, that's £19/month for hosting, £29/month for hosting plus Gordon still working it. Entirely optional — most people who leave, leave with a free site that's genuinely theirs.
"If there's no contract, what stops me just walking away?"
Nothing — that's on purpose. It puts the pressure on us to keep doing good work, not on you to stay tied in. Most people don't leave, because the site's actually theirs and it's actually working for them.
How it actually works
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Message us.Tell us your trade and the areas you cover — takes two minutes on WhatsApp.
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We scope it properly.If there's anything bespoke you need — bookings, payments, calendar sync — we talk it through before anything's built.
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We build it around your business.Full custom 200+ page site, designed and written for what you actually do.
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You review it, we refine it, it goes live.Then we keep working on it with you for the next 12 months.
What's not included
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No paid ads or ad spend — this is the website and the SEO work on it, not a Facebook or Google ads campaign.
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No content changes outside normal fair use — if your business changes significantly (new services, new areas) that's a separate conversation, not automatically included.
Anything else?
"Is this just a template with my business name stuck on it?"
No. It's a full custom build around your business — your services, your areas, your look. Complete custom design, built properly, not assembled from a generic builder.
"Can you build things my business actually needs?"
A booking calendar wired to your email, so customers book straight in and you get notified. Calendar sync with the platforms you already use, so you're never double-booked. Card payments built in, to take a deposit or the full amount on the site itself. Discount codes for people who book direct. Tell us what's genuinely annoying about how your business runs day to day — there's a good chance we can build the fix straight into your site.
"What if I want to change or add something later?"
That's built into the deal. For 12 months we're genuinely working together — if there's something about your website (or your business) that's bugging you, tell us and we'll develop it in, at no extra cost.
"Why £500 — why not less?"
Because it's a proper build, not a rush job. £500 is a serious number for a serious website — and honestly, it tends to attract business owners who take their trade seriously too. If you want it done properly, this is what that costs.
Own your website.
Stop renting one.
£500 once, and it's yours — outright, forever, no contract. Message us and tell us about your business.
- You own it outright from day one — there's no contract, so there's nothing anyone can switch off.
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